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supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

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spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

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Lana Parrilla — Killing it at the OUaT Premiere Screening


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss, LANA

Lana Parrilla — Killing it at the OUaT Premiere Screening

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss, LANA

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carpelibros:

slendertroll:

red-means-unsolved:

you-crazy-little-runaway:

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

The moon isn’t a planet you dumbfuck

the moon isn’t on there, fyi

that’s mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune, and pluto

Pluto isn’t a planet you dumbfuck

Viva la Pluto, motherfucker.

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September 22nd 2014, marks the 20th anniversary of the premiere of FRIENDS.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, FRIENDS!

September 22nd 2014, marks the 20th anniversary of the premiere of FRIENDS.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, FRIENDS!

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Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas attend the OUAT S4 premiere 

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doinels:

my brother found my vibrator

a teenage horror story in one sentence

i found my brothers vibrator

plot twist

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