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dynastylnoire:

dynastylnoire:

onlyblackgirl:

humansofcolor:

highkeygay:

majiinboo:

howtobeterrell:

One black titty at a Super Bowl game could tarnish her 20+ year career

But Madonna has been flashing us her dusty hot pocket for the past 3 thousand years she’s been in the game and has walked away completely unscathed….

Hmm

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DUSTY HOT POCKET

What a horrible mental image……..

Dusty hot pocket tho

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AND I”M STILL WEAK!!!

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give-a-fuck-about-nature:

If performed on a human being, declawing would be like cutting off each finger at the last knuckle.

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cosbyykidd:

unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

That dog knew what it was doing

Clever little bastard

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iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

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filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

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    perks-of-being-chinese:

    i went to canada with my dad once

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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taco-bell-rey:

Shh.. My anaconda is deciding

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lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

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theorangecoco:

d-x-adventure:

draggy-s:

They’re gonna evolve into cutie pies one day <3

THAT FUCKING MAGIKARP THOUGH.))

Some details I think people are missing!

1. Vaporeon!Eevee wants Magikarp to bite its tail so it will have a fish-tail!

2. Flareon!Eevee has a Joltik on its head.

3. Leafeon!Eevee is using a Bellsprout for its leaf ears.

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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